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Who can answer the Riddle?
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Posted 6 months ago What's amazing about this riddle is, when asked, 80% of kindergardeners
What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, poor men have it,
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| Posted 6 months ago Nothing |
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| Posted 6 months ago hsvfirefighter said: ding ding ding, correct. your turn. |
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| Posted 5 months ago What walks on all fours in the morning, two legs in the day and three in the evening? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Man : ) Jeff Draper
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| Posted 5 months ago what do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of Noxema? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Chase1 is absolutely correct.
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| Posted 5 months ago not sure but what do you get when you cross a helicopter and a rino? |
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| Posted 5 months ago truckie83 said: a heliphino |
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| Posted 5 months ago the elephant/Noxema thing i made up when i was about 11 years old...the answer is "I don't know either, but it never forgets a face." firefish is talking about chewing gum. the following only works as a spoken-word joke because of the spelling, but what's long and hard and filled with seamen...a submarine. chase1 got the Sphinx's riddle...what else does he have in common with Oedipus? |
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| Posted 5 months ago When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be? |
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| Posted 5 months ago The nail wouldnt be any higher. I turn polar bears white
97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? Sometimes to maintain your authority in the face of criticism, you have to make stuff up. |
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| Posted 5 months ago Gwyd said: Thats funny! |
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| Posted 5 months ago Ok, i read this 1 like 10 times n didnt get get it, so i give.......Tell me, Tell me!!!! |
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| Posted 5 months ago C u any1 can figure this out......... YYURYYUBICURYY4ME My readin teacher n 8th grade wrote this on the board 1 mornin 2 c if any1 could figure it out, n yea, i had NO CLUE till she told us!!!! |
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| Posted 5 months ago 1. AIR 2. YYURYYUBICURYY4ME = Too Wise You Are, Too Wise You Be, I See You Are Too Wise for Me (took a while to figure it out. I kept going with "Why you're . . . why you be. . . ) Jeff Draper
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| Posted 5 months ago chase1 said: Ah man Chase1, ur 2 good. So, u sayin kzov's answer is air? I dont get it......... |
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| Posted 5 months ago firefish said: So, is it just the gentlemen that has 2 clear their minds of impure thoughts? Kiddin, i so know sumthin, but it would prob imbarass u guys, so guess il just wait 4 the CORRECT answer!! |
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| Posted 5 months ago The best correct answer to the polar bear riddle is "no" as in "no, i can't guess it," because there's no one thing that can do all the things mentioned in the riddle. Air can do some of them, Pressure can do some, Time can do many, but none can do all. "Can you guess the answer?" "No, because there isn't one." Why can't lawyers go to the beach? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Cause the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye. DocBernard = Self-Appointed Firelink JunkYard Dog. I bite. |
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| Posted 5 months ago If you want to start on the lawyer jokes.... What do you have if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? |
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| Posted 5 months ago A pleasant wait until high tide? |
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| Posted 5 months ago What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? Omnis Cedo Domus |
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| Posted 3 months ago You have a 3 gallon jug and a 5 gallon jug. you need to get EXACTLY 4 gallons in the 5 gallon jug (you can't even mess it up by an ounce). You have nothing to measure with, just the jugs and as much water as you need. How do you do it? For all the Die Hard fans out there! No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Fill the 5 gal up all the way. Then fill the 3 gal up from the 5 gal. That leaves 2 gal in the 5 gal. Pour out the 3 gal, and put the 2 gal in the 3 gal container. Mark it and pour it back in the 5 gal cont. Fill the three gall up to the 2 gal mark and pour into the 5 gal. Voila! 4 gallons.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye. DocBernard = Self-Appointed Firelink JunkYard Dog. I bite. |