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One sentence story
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Posted 3 months ago Like the 3 word story, each person can put a complete sentence. (not a paragraph, a sentence) START: As the pagers went off at the crack of dawn, we rolled out of the station heading towards the circus. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago We had received a call for a five alarm fire. Donald Bramer
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| Posted 3 months ago The call said that burning clowns lit up the scene enough to read the NFPA placard...4, 4, 4, and impeach W. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Apparently the stampeding elephants that collapsed the tent, and were now running down the highway into town caused the bigger issue. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago At this point the SO called for mutual aid to help Chase1 and Gwyd round up the heard. KERRY |
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| Posted 3 months ago But since they gave him the whip and only gave me a shovel, I know FEMA's involved. |
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| Posted 3 months ago "Oh good" Chase-1 thought, "if it has become an Interops situation, I can sneak off to the Sonic and grab a burger and let the Chief do something for once." Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago Meanwhile, given the temporary lack of supervision, Gwyd whacked the Corps of Engineers guy on the head with the shovel and went off to have a smoke under the shelter of a slow elephant. Lit his Dunhill off one of the clowns. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Now while Chase1 was stuffing his face and Gwyd was smoking it up Cushmanfire11 and ssfire05 come up the rear to save the Corp of Engineers guy so Gwyd wouldn't go up for life and Chase1 didn't get fired for lack of supervision. KERRY |
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| Posted 3 months ago But fortunately there was a navigable waterway nearby, so we blamed it all on the Coast Guard...but the other elephants, who'd peed on the clowns to put them out, were now eating all the cows' hay, so Cushmanfire11 had to use her Ozark training to settle the livestock competition issue. |
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| Posted 3 months ago (hey easy on the ozark training it might be a lil rough but we get-r-did lol) being the mischievous one i am i stirred up the cattle for another stamped just for a good laugh |
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| Posted 3 months ago "Stampede!" yelled ssfire05, while putting out the remaining brush fires with illegally dry-removed asbestos (that actually happened last week at Scott Air Force base in Illinois). Petunia herded the elephants and cattle into a spare tent where they created hybrids that God never intended...an udder should never go with a trunk...critters would have too much fun. Meanwhile, back at the circus, chase1 heaved a burger belch and returned to the scene. What happened next? |
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| Posted 3 months ago The stick man was deemed missing, and the fat lady looked guilty. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago needless to say the fat lady was sitting on the stick man, and she was arrested for murder |
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| Posted 3 months ago But Mandrake, twisting his moustachios, said "what about that placard? Elephant-pee might not have been the appropriate medium with which to put out those combusting clowns." |
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| Posted 3 months ago Meanwhile, over at the trailer park, the remaining clowns had made a balloon out of a tent and were trying to escape by filling it up with helium. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago But, as you would expect clowns to do, they inhaled all the helium so they sounded like a herd of chipmunks on crack. |
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| Posted 3 months ago This scared all the pit bulls that lived at the crack houses at the trailer park, causing them to eat most of the clowns, while others ran away with the dogs latched onto their asses. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago Alvin, their leader, said "throw the compass overboard, it's a tool of the devil! We're gonna float to either that island on Lost, or Gilligan's, or to Oz. Strap up!" |
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| Posted 3 months ago clyoung then bet Gwyd we could get the blue canaries to go get that placard so we could read it better hehehehe. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Meanwhile, all the crowd that had been contaminated had now gone into town to a rave/concert, where everyone there thought it was cool how they glowed in the dark, and they fit right in. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago Now at the rave party the whole crew was called in cause everyone started dropping like weeble - wobbles. KERRY |
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| Posted 3 months ago But they bounced right back to there feet, because weeble wobbles don't fall down. No matter how many shots of Kool-aid they have had. |
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| Posted 3 months ago Yet, through all of this, the UFO sightings continue, and Oohrah is oddly missing. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago Where did Oohrah go? Perhaps he got peed on by one too many elephants and disintegrated? Perhaps he went with the clowns? Maybe he's still at the rave, bouncing away! |
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| Posted 3 months ago Back at the circus site, Howard, with his glowing traffic vest with flashing LED's, was alternating between directing traffic and tackling the clowns that ran off into the woods. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago Once in the woods the clowns mocked him and made howard cry out, "your gonna die clown" |
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| Posted 3 months ago Then the clowns shot Howard, now he is dead!!!!!!! KERRY |
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| Posted 3 months ago No, his glowing, flashing LED vest is also Kevlar, so he is back directing traffic, while the clowns have now moved on to the Wally-world down the street. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 3 months ago the clowns trash wal mart and steal all the hulla hoops and use then to tie up the cashiers then they smash howards brains out and he is dead for good |