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Thank you Dana Sr for getting this group started. I'll give you a hug and a kiss when I see you next time for starting this group.

Just a joke to get it started. A counrty joke from someone who comes from NY.

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose
job it was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into
the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he
bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell
had a different tone so John could tell from a distance which rooster
was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was
too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't
rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing
pullets, bells a ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming,
would run for cover.

But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so
it couldn't ring! He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to
the next one. John was so proud of old Butch , he entered him in the
Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the
judges.

The result... The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize, but they awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible!

That's just absolutely perfect! :D

Got To Love Me SR?

we've got a few "butch's" in our local goverment now. Thank you it was good.