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You might be a redneck if:
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Posted 9 months ago YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF: # Your last serious fire was your fire department BBQ #You voted against the last person for chief because he was a Gordon fan #Your rescue truck can smoke the tires # Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing # The local news crew won't put your department on T.V. because you embarrassed them last time.
Jeff Draper
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| Posted 9 months ago Add yours Jeff Draper
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| Posted 9 months ago If you have Tobacco juice running down the truck’s door. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene. |
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| Posted 9 months ago You've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their property. |
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| Posted 9 months ago Your department's name is misspelled on the equipment. This is true |
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| Posted 9 months ago Your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder. |
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| Posted 9 months ago You return from a fire with more junk than you arrived with. I gota stop. I'll never get re-elected |
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| Posted 8 months ago you get a call for something that died, turns out to be a car and you actually stay to work on ti |
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| Posted 7 months ago your brush unit doubles as a tow truck whenever your POV breaks down |
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| Posted 7 months ago All BS aside. When I moved from NY to Alabama, one of the 1st calls I ran was to hose down a bunch of cattle because a crop duster sprayed the wrong feld. |
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| Posted 7 months ago your the one gettin g blamed for all the spit cups layin around even though there from the cheif... |
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| Posted 7 months ago Ha heres a tru one, Your biggest piece of equiptment wont fit in tour building so its in a tent around back |
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| Posted 7 months ago sandy2502 said: WOW NOW THAT IS REDNECK |
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| Posted 7 months ago You have your department name written in duct tape on the door of your trucks
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| Posted 7 months ago Had to stop once and put out the engine on the way to the structure fire. Surely that fits here. |
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| Posted 7 months ago You respond to a medical call and information from dispatch includes the statement, "RP says the goat in the living room is friendly." (Waaaaay true) |
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| Posted 7 months ago Goat in the living room? Jeez, that's scary redneck. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 6 months ago Well, doesn't have much to do with firefighting, other than where I got the stuff...... So, now that my Christmas shopping is all done and ready to be wrapped, I had an issue.... no wrapping paper in the apartment, or at the station. Proud of my redneck roots I brought home three rolls of snot lyme green duct tape from the ladder ( with permission). I have since wrapped four large boxes in it. NOW the girlfriend brings up an issue. This is the first Christmas I'll be spending with her family.... and all the presents from me are wrapped in duct tape. The family is quite well off. Needless to say, Mom and Dad have their questions about the daughter dating a redneck firefighter Should I rewrap all the presents? |
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| Posted 6 months ago Ya, with silver duct tape. I have a relative in the military. Every year on Christmas Eve (tonight) we have to drive way the hell out in the sticks to my brother in laws house for the family thing. The military kid is known for coming in late, stopping at a gas station and buying his presents, and wrapping everything in newspaper and electrical tape. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 6 months ago LoL, Chase, I haven't even got news paper around. So the plan is I'll finish my tour at seven AM, quick shower, drive to Haverhill, and do the family breakfast thing..... crap, I guess Chili was a bad idea for dinner tonight, huh? |
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| Posted 6 months ago These are hularious :) One Shot. One Kill. Ready to die but never will!!!!! R.I.P. Chesty |
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| Posted 6 months ago You respond to a confined space rescue call and find a calf stuck in a 1/2 mile long concrete culvert below ground level on the perimeter of a peanut field, (this ones real) |
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| Posted 6 months ago You own a fire helmet in the shape of a cowboy hat. Yes, I have seen it. I have also seen someone respond in cowboy boots. |
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| Posted 6 months ago We had just wrapped up a drill weekend everyone was on the way home, and twelve of us responded in full fatigues |
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| Posted 3 months ago silverwulf said: I have used in a bind paper towels, tissue paper, brown paper bags, plastic Walmart bags, and for the real quickie in a pinch turned silver side out and washed chip bags with xmas trees and snow flakes drawn on with a permeate marker... and when all else failed... fabric and yarn....now that is really sad.... LMAO "In the fire service, there are three types of individuals: Those who go out and make it happen, those who stand aside and watch it happen, and those who say, "What the hell just happened!" |
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| Posted 3 months ago the Illinois State Fire Marshal's personnel have government-issue cowboy-hat hardhats with their logo imprinted on them, no lie. You're a redneck if you use a hazardous-waste drum as a barbecue pit without rinsing it out first. Seen it done. No wonder they all have six fingers. |
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| Posted 3 months ago You know your a redneck if your prom limo driver drops you off at the end of the dirt road so you can go to the after party.....he would have gotten stuck. You know your a redneck when there is still a hitch post in front of your station. You know your a redneck when you drive the four wheeler to the station to pick up a truck, or your kid from school.You know your a redneck when you think getting in the creek water is taking a bath. KERRY |
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| Posted 3 months ago Fireemsgrrl said: Or...you know you're a redneck if you respond to a difficulty breathing call and the ceiling high pile of whatever on the couch moves, and it's a full size (several hundred pound) PIG! Gee, when we took her outside she could breathe better! I was ROTFLOL! |
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| Posted 2 months ago you know you're in a redneck TOWN when you pull up to the local (and only) carwash and see 2 cows and 4 horses being washed. funny enough, they looked like they were enjoying it... btw, the truck and trailer that was hauling them was muddy and covered in horse and cow fecal matter. and they didn't wash the truck or trailer. just the livestock! :D gotta love small hick towns! |