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LOL...I had to read that 3 times...could have swore Gwyd was "peeing around the corner of a building".................

Anyway....to finish the sentence.

.......I realize that I am here alone, or am I?

Gywd, my friend, you make it too easy.

You said: 

"The mirror-shaded grunt from Central Casting, whose shades are reflecting MY mirror, comes around the corner and asks me for a towel, because his pant-leg is..."

My part:

...soaked by a liquid that gives off the strange aroma of spring rain and pungent ammonia.

...If she is still at The Dept of Agriculture complaining about the smell of her man.

This is the fifth time she has......

now, wait, all...you FINISH someone else's sentence and start your own half sentence.

since we have a hash of it already I'll start with the last half sentence...always end the first half with the three dots and finish someone else's by starting with three more dots...get it?

"...secret agendas regarding MSDS information for the latest variety of sheep-dip."

(see, end of sentence.  now next person starts the first half of a new one, ending in ..., and the next person finishes it by starting the second half also with ..., make sense?)

last half:  "...secret agendas regarding MSDS information for the latest variety of sheep-dip."

new half: "Agent Froogsey, the first 'femme fatale' to show up on this highly-secret operation, obviously wasn't fully briefed on the mission, therefore she hadn't had time to tell ningpo about the goat-smell on the redshirts, however..."

...mix in a little hog waste and watch the fireworks!

...when combined, produce superior rocket fuel.  This secret is what my opposite number was attempting to steal, by...

...seen in the special breed of mutants known as CIHs.  These altered humans exhibit tendencies such as...

...merely disposable containers for DNA anyway.  Meanwhile, the sneaky spy for the Moosehead Mercenary Mafia was, quite craftily...

...turn the rings into things you'd buy at an adult bookstore if you were a giganticus H.P. Lovecraft alien.  However, i was referring to his accomplice, the female Canuckian (who was really in charge of the operation, even though meat didn't know it), and she's busy checking her high-tech telemetry to see what "Bond...Bail Bond" is up to, therefore she looks around the corner and sees... 

...inhibitions all at once, which would result in all the uranium in the bedrock within a mile to go critical.  But the enemy spies, knowing this, had erected lead shielding all around the war room hiding the secret...

Lets see if I can squeeze in here:

...to go and capture the man of her dreams. Although she knew he was from another planet and had very different ideas on how to make love, she just knew he was the right man to complete the mission that they had both been assigned...

 to smear all over their butts for a new tantric love session. Only to find out that the chocolate infected their...

...they could use to enhance the pleasure that the two so desperately wanted. Then she remembered that on another post she read that Caramel Sauce was a favorite of a man name Gwyd and wondered if he would...

...a passing caramel-wagon and haggle and barter with the driver for several metric cubes of the stuff.  But DOT drove up in the middle of negotiations and wrote the driver up for not having the mule insured and for not having the wagon placarded...