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pick up lines
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Posted 5 months ago Does anyone know any good firefighter, policeman, or EMS pick up lines? |
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| Posted 5 months ago Come on, people, work with me here |
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| Posted 5 months ago I think it may take longer than 35 minutes to get a response at 3:00AM. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 5 months ago Is that a 1 and a half or are ya just glad to see me One Shot. One Kill. Ready to die but never will!!!!! R.I.P. Chesty |
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| Posted 5 months ago 1. Fireman have the longest hoses (I know, I know)
One Shot. One Kill. Ready to die but never will!!!!! R.I.P. Chesty |
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| Posted 5 months ago There's something about a woman in turn-outs (i heard one of the paid guys saying that during training) |
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| Posted 5 months ago safireheart1 says ...
Not always. The largest room is the room for self improvement |
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| Posted 5 months ago oohrah says ...
I've never heard that one before, that's pretty funny. |
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| Posted 5 months ago 1. "Wanna play Medic and the stranded female stripper on a lonely road?" 2. "You must be a defibrillator, cause you just shocked my heart." 3. "Love is like oxygen, and I got some in the back of my unit." 4. "Wanna see my rig?" 5. "They say Medics have a lonely job, want to help change that statistic?" 6. "These hands save lives, imagine what they can do for you" 7. "Hey you, hot chick, I am a paramedic, let's go." Or the shorter version - "Hey" Either of these always work for me. Use at your own risk, cause we all know medics get more action anyway. You can thank me later. When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye. DocBernard = Self-Appointed Firelink JunkYard Dog. I bite. |
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| Posted 5 months ago 8. "Here, check my pulse. No, not there, a little lower" When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye. DocBernard = Self-Appointed Firelink JunkYard Dog. I bite. |
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| Posted 5 months ago We find'em HOT and leave'em WET |
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| Posted 5 months ago Is your pants on fire? Let me take em off so I can hose you down Sometimes it's hard going down the pole, you want to grease it up for me? I know it's a big hose, I use it alot. Let me show you where I store my hose "Hell, these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Bagdad ain't shit." "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." United States Marine Corps |
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| Posted 5 months ago Just to be on the safe side. Let me wash my hose when you get done with it. "Hell, these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Bagdad ain't shit." "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." United States Marine Corps |
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| Posted 5 months ago I've got a flow rate of 2500 GPM at 200 PSI. Want to hold my nozzle? Want to practice full De-Con with me? I'll teach you how to drive my American La-France standard transmission. Eric M. Gildersleeve
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| Posted 5 months ago OH Jeez! Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven! Do you know CPR? Because you just took my breath away! I'm a paramedic, and I'm giving free physicals! Hey, I forgot my phone number. Can I borrow yours? So who's fast and good with their hands? I'll show you. |
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| Posted 4 months ago 10 reasons to date an EMT: 10) we are used to staying up all night 9) we are good with mulitple partners 8) we are experts in mouth to mouth 7) we are the best in rapid clothing removal 6) we have our own multi-positional bed 5) we shock the socks off of you 4) we always come when we are called 3) we are prepared for any rhythm 2) we are familiar with latex and restraints 1) anytime, anywhere, anyway you need us As soon as an EMS Rule is accepted as absolute, an exception to that Rule will immediately occur.
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