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Barbrady_max50

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Posted 3 months ago

 

Sorry. But earlier this evening I injured my left hand in a lacrosse practice. My question is what do i need to do? How do I know if it's broken?

Rit_max50

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Go to the ER or schedule an appointment with your Orthopedic Doctor to get x-rays done

Frog_pic_max50

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The only way to know for sure unless it's dangling it to get a few x-rays. So go see your doctor

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aaaah tim.. my favorite thing to say.. IM NOT A DOCTA... but.. you should go see one.

Pleasework_max50

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Have it looked at either by your doctor or go to the ER.

Starlife_max50

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 Nice to see that we aren't giving treatment advice like we saw awhile back.  


Timmy, go to the doctor.  Get it checked there.  Asking people on-line for medical advice is not a wise thing.  You have no idea who it is you are talking to or what their qualifications are.  What if I told it needs to be amputated, would you believe me?  Probably not, because you have no idea who I am, and the advice is WRONG.  Not to mention I am not a doctor and I have yet to perfect my "X-ray by DSL" machine.


Get the idea?


 


(Note to self:  perfect "X-ray by DSL" machine and get patent.  "Sir, go to your modem, and place the affected body part next to it, log on to       http;/e-radiology.org, now take a CAT5 Cable and insert it in the following body orifice.............." )


 


  Yeah, I'm evil, but y'all love me. Or, I hope.


 


 


When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye.

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Kmart_aug_2008_018_max50

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Oh, Doc. Yes indeedy, we DO love you.

Crumpets_max50

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ice pack and go see a doc-----------------failing that amputation at the shoulder just in case only joking

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Being this is 2 weeks old now, it has likely rotted and fallen off by now. Bet they go to the doctor next time without asking.   


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Pleasework_max50

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LMAO @ Doc. I have this pain...Right here. Can you see where I am pointing?


LOL chase

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You to lady. I also have this pain right here on my left cheek. Can you see it? No not yet. Hey Doc hurry up and get that DSL X-ray machine going!!! LMAO

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Haha let me know when you get that going Doc, it will save me a ton in doctor's bills!!!


Gotta love having no health insurance!



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i have a pain somewhere but i think i'd better let ladyff08 aka britkicker check this 1 out

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Ok. I figured out what the pain in the butt was. It's Grendel. But I do have this other pain right here (pointing). I tried to use my scanner as an x-ray machine but just got a scary looking pic of my arm. Hurry Doc !!

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Ok. I figured out what the pain in the butt was. It's Grendel


 


and you wouldn't change me for anything would you my dear ???

Pleasework_max50

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I wouldn't change you for the world, you are right there. BUT... if someone had $3,267,826.04  I might think about it...LOL

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Lady at that price I think you are stuck with Grendal, although I would watch him closely if Madonna or Angelina Jolie come around. lmao

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DocBernard says ...



 Nice to see that we aren't giving treatment advice like we saw awhile back.  


Timmy, go to the doctor.  Get it checked there.  Asking people on-line for medical advice is not a wise thing.  You have no idea who it is you are talking to or what their qualifications are.  What if I told it needs to be amputated, would you believe me?  Probably not, because you have no idea who I am, and the advice is WRONG.  Not to mention I am not a doctor and I have yet to perfect my "X-ray by DSL" machine.


Get the idea?


 


(Note to self:  perfect "X-ray by DSL" machine and get patent.  "Sir, go to your modem, and place the affected body part next to it, log on to       http;/e-radiology.org, now take a CAT5 Cable and insert it in the following body orifice.............


You forgot to add the credit card machine


 


 



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Pleasework_max50

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And which body crack do you swipe the card through?

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And which body crack do you swipe the card through?


 


 


maybe doc is going to become a proctologist---------"sir touch your toes and cough i have to swipe your card"    lmao

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LadyFirefighter08 says ...



I wouldn't change you for the world, you are right there. BUT... if someone had $3,267,826.04  I might think about it...LOL



 


 


FOR SALE---------1 brit, slightly worn around the edges but in reasnable condition loads of miles left on the clock and is house trained. plus is low maintainance but needs to be outdoors during deer season. see above for price and who to contact

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Grendel says ...



 


And which body crack do you swipe the card through?


 


 


maybe doc is going to become a proctologist---------"sir touch your toes and cough i have to swipe your card"    lmao



Ha ha, very funny!  I cannot understand why someone would specialize in butts, cornholes, keisters, brown eyes, etc.


When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye.

DocBernard = Self-Appointed Firelink JunkYard Dog. I bite.

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Friend discount available!!

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LMAO Doc.

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 The view would pretty much be the same.  And the occasional "breeze" wouldn't be too pleasant, either.


Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, Bam! Doc takes it to a new low! 



When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye.

DocBernard = Self-Appointed Firelink JunkYard Dog. I bite.