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Dating a Firefighters Daughter-Oh I like this one!
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Posted 10 months ago
First of all, I go into burning buildings to save people that I've never even seen before, you can't imagine how protective I am of my little girl. I once broke a man's sternum by accident while doing CPR to save his life. If that's how I help people what do you think I do when I'm pissed off? I investigate arson fires. I know exactly what clues to look for to prove it was arson, so I also know how to make sure nobody can tell how a fire started... and I know where you live. Remember Backdraft? I've worked more car accidents than you'll ever see, the sight of blood doesn't bother me one little bit. It's normal for me to carry chainsaws, axes, and various other extremely sharp tools in my car..touch my little girl and me and you take a little ride. When we burn down a house for training, nobody ever looks in the closets. I use the jaws of life to tear doors off wrecked cars. They cut though solid metal like a hot knife through butter. So watch your paws or get the jaws. Sirens and air horns can really muffle the sounds of someone screaming. Most of my friends are cops, paramedics, or firefighters. WE ARE 911. If you make me mad who do you think you're going to call for help? I have access to explosives. I am well trained in emergency medicine. I know exactly which arteries are the easiest to sever and which ones bleed the most. (remember all the sharp tools?) Even though my little girl insists that you are a "nice guy" and not like most other guys, I know better. I was once your age, I know EXACTLY what you're thinking. Because of that I already have plenty of reasons to not like you. It wouldn't take much at all to push me over the edge, and I just sharpened my axe. So if you want to date my little girl you better keep these things in mind. Fireman are protective by nature, and there is nothing we are more protective of than our little girls. Whenever you're alone with her, you better remember that someday you may be alone with me! Note- This is not to be taken seriously, but if you have a Daughter, you understand. Jeff Draper
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| Posted 10 months ago LOL that was pretty funny. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Hey, did I date your daughter when I was in high school??? I know when you date a cops daughter you keep a constant watch over your shoulder. |
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| Posted 10 months ago That's great! I can just imagine some poor teenage boy reading this and then dropping it and bolting for the door, never to return. LOL |
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| Posted 10 months ago Funny I love it's the 8 simple rules but for a Firefighter |
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| Posted 10 months ago :P nice... |
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| Posted 10 months ago I feel sorry for that first one that tries to date one of my daughters. Ill make it a point to be cleaning my Colt Commando that evening. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Our daughter was born to us while we have been in the fire service, any guy who tries anything with her has 2 parents and 35 godfathers they have to contend with. IParents on the front porch with a shotgun are the least of any guys worries in this family (fire dept and home family).
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| Posted 10 months ago Hey great writing. I will have my first daughter in the next week or two. I will have to give this as a handout to all potential boyfriends!! |
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| Posted 10 months ago Note to self...Police explore or not, DO NOT DATE FIRE FIGHTERS DAUGHTER!!!!!!!! :( Thats very depressing...Just jokeing. |
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| Posted 10 months ago Well I understand what you are saying and I am a single mother of a little girl and would do the same thing. I will keep this in mind because I have some friends in the fire department and police department and the hospital where I live. Very good!!!!! I like it a lot. |
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| Posted 9 months ago That is OUTSTANDING, one problem. I married the firefighters daughter 24 years ago. Oh yea, both of her brothers. And come to think of it 3 uncles. 5 Cousins. |
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| Posted 8 months ago chase1 said: LIKE THE COMEDIAN BILL ENGVALL SAID. "SEE THIS IS MY DAUGTHER AND SHE IS VERY PRECIOUS TO ME. SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE HUGGING OR KISSING HER. JUST REMEMBER I AM NOT AFRAID TO GO BACK TO PRISON." I FOUND THIS TO BE VERY FUNNY. ONCE YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER OF YOUR OWN. YOU WILL FIND THIS STATEMENT OR ONE OF YOUR OWN. LIKE THIS COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR "LITTLE GIRL ' STARTS DATING! ! ! |
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| Posted 8 months ago WEESNER7700 said: ooohhhh I only PM with her about the dept... dont hurt me... :) (playing around) |
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| Posted 8 months ago A cop may have the gun, but the firefighter has the ax ready! LOL |
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| Posted 8 months ago HAHAHA :) |
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| Posted 8 months ago Wow!! I'll remember that cause I'm usually the guy dating your daughter. haha! |
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| Posted 8 months ago Good one. Like showing the new boyfriend your gun collection then taking him to the station one night for an extrication training and let him be the victim in the vehicle when it's your turn on the tools. LOL |
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| Posted 8 months ago This is to true for my family. And dont forget it doesn't matter what you do the firehouse finds out even if you don't tell a soul. |
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| Posted 8 months ago This also applies to grand daughters also! Also just remember that firefighters are one big family, so if you think you can hide by going out of town, you're wrong! |
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| Posted 8 months ago chief805 said: Thats when they call in their cousins: the COPS |
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| Posted 8 months ago I never had children but I am the oldest of 13 brothers and sisters my sisters would come home with some guy me and my dad and one uncle would scare them right away.... I was a police officer at the time and it seemed everytime one of my sisters would come home with some guy, it seemed it was always time for me to get "ready for work" my dad would sit at the dinning room table cleaning his .45 and my uncle would show up in his police uniform to give me a ride to work....... my sisters are all now married to police officers and firefighters. |
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| Posted 8 months ago DATS GOOD, BUT YOU KNOW DAT SHE IS GROWING UP FAST , ONE WAY OR THE OTHER SHE HAS 2 GO THRU DA PAIN OF BEING HURT IN ORDER 4 HER 2 LEARN. BUT JUST BE THERE 4 HER WHEN SHE DOES, 2 TRY AND CHEER HER UP. |
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| Posted 8 months ago (joke) |
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| Posted 8 months ago i have a 16 year old and a 2 year old and could not agree moer with the complete topic here.
i also agree that there is a time when they grow up but they are always your little girl. |
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| Posted 8 months ago jpack said: congrats, lol, that is so true. my father, being a past fire chief, & a current police sergeant, was very protective of my sis. |
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| Posted 8 months ago My wife is a firefighters daughter, and believe me I've had to jump through quite a few hoops to get her. We been married for 3 years and it's taken about this long to prove that I can provide for her! |
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| Posted 8 months ago That was the best one I've seen yet! Great job! |
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| Posted 8 months ago i know how you feel i was a volunteer fireman for 2 years then i moved so i know all about it |
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| Posted 8 months ago That is an amazing paragraph... POWERFUL Chase.. really Powerful! |


